People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?