People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?