Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.