Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"