Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
