See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.