She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
