Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"