Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher