Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there