The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is the "Friend Zone"
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas