The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish