The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it