The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
The sex with him was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.