The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.