The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini