The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch