The longer you sleep the more sleep you need. The more you eat the bigger is your appetite
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains