The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"