The only acceptable place to slap a woman is on her ass
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
