The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
I was part of a band called "Lost Dog". You probably saw our poster on the streets and milk boxes.
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
