The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
