The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
