The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
