There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographic-ally challenged.
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
