They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
