Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife
