Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
