Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
