To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female...
You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
