Underestimating your enemy is the first sign of losing.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
