Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
