We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!