What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
I usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.