What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
