What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.