What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong