What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
