What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
