What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Just read that 5,273,567 person got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?