What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
