What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
