What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
