What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
