What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
