What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator
