What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
