What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!