What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!