What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards