What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?
