What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human