What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy