What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!