What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.