What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews