What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is the "Friend Zone"
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
