When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.