When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
