When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!