When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit"
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?